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Kids Chicken Jokes. We are always in the process of updating our Chicken Jokes. If you have one or more that you especially like and you don't see it here. Drop us an email.
- Q:What do you call the outside of a hand green-egg?
A:
The bombshell!
- Q: What does an alarm cluck say?
A:
"Tick-tock-a-doodle-do!"
- Q:Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
- Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A:
To get to the other side!
- Q:What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A:
"You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"
- Q:How long do chickens work?
A:
Around the cluck!
- Q:Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
A:
He wanted to lay it on the line!
- Q:What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A:
They go on peck-nics!
- Q:Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
A:
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!
- Q:Is chicken soup good for your health?
A:
Not if you're the chicken!
- Q:Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A:
To get to the other slide!
- Q:Why did the turkey cross the road?
A:
To prove he wasn't chicken!
- Q:Why did the rooster cross the road?
A:
To cock-a-doodle do something!
- Q:Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A:
He heard the referee calling fowls.
- Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
A:
Because talk is cheep!
- Q:What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A:
A bird that lays down!
- Q:What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A:
An alarm cluck!
- Q:Why don't chickens like people?
A:
They beat eggs!
- Q:Why did the rooster run away?
A:
He was chicken!
- Q:What happened when the chicken ate cement?
A:
She laid a sidewalk!
- Q:What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
A:
She kicked the bucket!
- Q:What do you call a crazy chicken?
A:
A cuckoo cluck!
- Q:Why did the horse cross the road?
A:
Because the chicken needed a day off.
- Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A:
To get to the udder side!
- Q:Why did the chicken end up in the soup?
A:
Because it ran out of cluck!
- Q:What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
A:
Coop-cakes!
- Q:What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A:
An egg roll!
- Q:Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A:
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
- Q:Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
A:
Because he didn't have enough guts!
- Q:What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
A:
She was tickled to death!
- Q:What do chickens grow on?
A:
Eggplants!
- Q:Why did the chicken cross the "net"?
A:
It wanted to get to the other site!
- Q:Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A:
Fry-day!
- Q:What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
A:
It eggs-plodes.
- Q:Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A:
Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.
- Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A:
To get to the shell station.
- Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A:
Because it was stuck to the chicken!
- Q:What happened when the chicken slept under the car?
A:
She woke up oily next morning
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