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JOKES > Kids Bee Jokes. We are always in the process of updating our Bee Jokes. If you have one or more that you especially like and you don't see it here. Drop us an email.


  • What bee is good for your health?
    Vitamin bee!

  • What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
    A bee in a submarine!

  • What's more dangerous than being with a fool?
    Fooling with a bee!

  • What did the confused bee say?
    To bee or not to bee!

  • What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?
    A bramble bee!

  • Who is the bees favorite pop group?
    The bee gees!

  • What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?
    An animal that stinks and stings!

  • Who is the bees favorite singer?
    Sting!

  • What does a queen bee do when she burps?
    Issues a royal pardon!

  • What did the spider say to the bee?
    Your honey or your life!

  • Who is a bee's favorite painter?
    Pablo Beecasso!

  • Why do bees have sticky hair?
    Beacuse of the honey combs!

  • What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?
    A bee is an aeroplane.

  • Why do bees hum?
    Because they've forgotten the words!

  • What's a bees favorite flower?
    A bee-gonias!

  • What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
    Wait at a buzz stop!

  • What is the bees favorite film?
    The Sting!

  • What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
    A bee with a cold!

  • What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?
    A hum dinger!

  • What TV station do bees watch?
    Bee bee c one!

  • What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
    Bee-hive yourself!

  • How many bees do you need in a bee choir?
    A humdred!

  • Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?
    Because they kept droning on and on!

  • Where do bees go on holiday?
    Stingapore!

  • What do you call a bee born in May?
    A maybe!



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