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Kids Bee Jokes. We are always in the process of updating our Bee Jokes. If you have one or more that you especially like and you don't see it here. Drop us an email.
- What
kind of bees hum and drop things?
A
fumble bee!
- What
did the bee say to the flower?
Hello
honey!
- How
does a queen bee get around her hive?
She's
throne!
- What
does the bee Santa Claus say?
Ho
hum hum!
- What
do bees chew?
Bumble
gum!
- What
does a bee say before it stings you?
This
is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!
- What's
a bee-line?
The
shortest distance between two buzz-stops!
- What
is a baby bee?
A little humbug!
- Can
bees fly in the rain?
Not
without their little yellow jackets!
- Why
did the bee started talking poetry?
He
was waxing lyrical!
- What
goes zzub, zzub?
A
bee flying backwards!
- What
are the cleverest bees?
Spelling
bees!
- Why
do bees buzz?
Because
they can't whistle!
- What
kind of bee can't be understood?
A
mumble bee!
- What
does a bee get at McDonalds?
A
humburger!
- What
kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?
An
aero-drone!
- What
do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?
He's
bee-witched!
- Where
do bees keep their money?
In
a honey box!
- Why
did the bees go on strike?
Because
they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
- What
did the bee to the other bee in summer?
Swarm
here isn't it!
- What
is a bee's favorite classical music composer?
Bee-thoven!
- Who
writes books for little bees?
Bee-trix
Potter!
- What's
a bees favorite novel?
The
Great Gats-bee!
More Kids Bee Jokes ==> Page
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Recommended Reading:
1000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
by Michael Kilgarriff, Ltd Staff Ward Lock
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by Jeff Rovin
1000 Crazy Jokes for Kids
by Michael Johnstone
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Last Updated May 6, 2012
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