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• What's got wings, feathers, and fangs?
  Count Duckula

• What does an eagle like to write with?
  A bald-point pen.

• Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?
  A re-tail store!

• What books did the owl like?
  Hoot-dunits!

• What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark ?
  A bird that talks your ear off

• How do lovebirds dance?
  Chick to chick.

• What do you give a sick bird?
  Tweetment!

• Why do birds fly south for the winter?
  Because it's too far to walk!

• If a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a slanted roof, on which side will it fall?
  Neither side. Roosters don't lay eggs!

• What figure is like a lost parrot?
  A polygon

• Which animal grows down ?
  A duck.

• What does a duck like to eat with soup?
  Quackers

• Why do seagulls live near the sea?
  Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.

• Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
  Because if he lifted that leg off the ground he would fall down.

• Did you hear the story about the peacock ?
  No? but I heard it's a beautiful tale (tail)!

• Whatdo you get if you cross a chicken with a cow ?
  Roost beef!

• What bird is always sad?
  The blue jay.

1000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
by Michael Kilgarriff, Ltd Staff Ward Lock

500 Hilarious Jokes for Kids
by Jeff Rovin

1000 Crazy Jokes for Kids
by Michael Johnstone

Nurses' Station:"The idea for the Nurses' Station Catalog was conceived in 1989. After searching the marketplace in response to customer inquiries, it became obvious that there were no catalogs of this type serving the nursing profession. To be sure, there were several catalogs offering nurse's uniforms and a smattering of professional items. But there weren't any catalogs at the time offering a range of gifts, clothing, professional items, name badges, shoes and scrubs for nurses. It took two years of hard work to gather samples and put a together a catalog of the most unique and high-quality items for nurses. "
Nurses Station P.O. Box 388 Centerbrook, CT 06409-03881

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