| Welcome to the Jokes N Jokes.Net |
|
Jokes 'N Jokes
|
|
Joke Categories Daily Joke Animals Bar Jokes General Healthcare Kids Lists Top 10 Men vs Women Obnoxious Insult Political Politically Incorrect Professions Religion School Science Sports Transportation Wisdom Work Place
The Dailies MORE FUN STUFF Funny Pics Inspirations The Quotes Trivia Optical Illusions
Humor Links Site Search
Internet Search Address Search People Search Phone # Search
Shopping Wacky Shop BuyCostumes.com TV Video Store Magic Shop Book Store Poster Store
Continuing Education (C.E.U.'s)
|
Search the Web:
Jokes ,
Free Stuff ,
Gags and Pranks ,
Magic ,
Pharmacy ,
Weight Loss
Jokes > Pregnant Jokes. If you have some that you especially like and you don't see it here. Drop us an email.
The Delivery A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch. More Pregnancy Jokes ==> Page 1 2 3 4 Recommended Reading
Nurses' Station:"The idea for the Nurses'
Station Catalog was conceived in 1989. After searching the
marketplace in response to customer inquiries, it became obvious
that there were no catalogs of this type serving the nursing
profession. To be sure, there were several catalogs offering
nurse's uniforms and a smattering of professional items. But
there weren't any catalogs at the time offering a range of gifts,
clothing, professional items, name badges, shoes and scrubs for
nurses. It took two years of hard work to gather samples and put
a together a catalog of the most unique and high-quality items
for nurses. " Are you single and looking for that someone special? Check out our Singles and Matchmaking Reviews section. We have information and reviews on many of the different Singles and Matchmaking Reviews sites. It will help guide you for that all important decision. Visit these Stores and Information Sites JNJ's Department Store JNJ's Book Store JNJ's Music Store JNJ's Health and Personal Care Store JNJ's Electronics Store JNJ's Sports and Outdoor Store JNJ's Toys and Games Store BMW Information Send comments and mail to: Webmaster@jokesnjokes.net Last Updated October 18, 2009 Would You Like to Receive Great Jokes in
the Mail? Try Our Newsletters !!
Newsletters | Copyright Notice | Contact Us |
