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Christmas Tongue Twisters

• Bobby brings bright bells.
• Chilly chipper children cheerfully chant.
• Comet cuddles cute Christmas kittens carefully.
• Eleven elves eat eight egged eels
• Eleven elves licked eleven little licorice lollipops.
• Penny's pretty pink piggy bank
• Running reindeer romp 'round red wreaths.
• Santa stuffs Stephie's striped stocking.
• Santa's sack sags slightly.
• Santa sent Sally some slinky snakes
• Santa's sleigh slides on slick snow.
• Seven Santas sang silly songs.
• Silly Santa stole Sue's soup.
• Ten tiny tin trains toot ten times.
• Tiny Timmy trims the tall tree with tinsel.
• Two trains travel together to Toyland.
• Tyler took ten tiny toys

• Creepy crawler critters
• Dracula digs dreary, dark dungeons.
• Frankly, frankfurthers fried in fish fat taste fresh and fine to Frankenstein.
• Ghostly ghouls gather gleefully to golf on ghostly golf courses.
• Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle
• Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins
• Horribly hoarse hoot owls hoot howls of horror in halloween haunted houses.
• I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
• If big black bats could blow bubbles, how big of bubbles would big black bats blow?
• If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
• Mr. Mummy mustn't mess up Mrs. Mummy's makeup.
• Nat the bat swat at Matt the gnat
• No nose knows like a gnome's nose knows
• Professional Pumpkin Pickers are prone to pick the plumpest pumpkins.
• Transylvanian Tree Trimmers are trained to trim the tallest Transylvanian trees.
• Which Witch, Wanda wondered, would wish to wear a wrist watch?

Ten Little Witches
One little two little three little witches,
four little five little six little witches,
seven little eight little nine little witches
ten little wicked witches

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Easter Tongue Twisters

• Busy bunnies bring blue baskets.
• Each Easter, Eddie eats eighty eggs.
• Run, Red Rabbit, run!
• Six peeping chicks cheeping cheerily.
• Jogging jellybeans joke and giggle,
  jogging jellybeans jump and jiggle.

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Thanksgiving Tongue Twisters

• Greedy gobblers grabbed the gravy
• Peter Pilgrim picked pretty plump pumpkins!
• Ten tricky two-toed turkeys trotted on the table

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Still MORE Tongue Twisters
Tongue Twisters : One-liners A through N
Tongue Twisters: One-liners O through Z
Regular Tongue Twisters

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