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• I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits.
  I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits.
  Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines.

• So she bought a bit of butter,
  better than her bitter butter,
  and she baked it in her batter,
  and the batter was not bitter.
  So 'twas better Betty Botter
  bought a bit of better butter.

• Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers
  Such skill as sewing shirts
  Our shy young sister Suzie shows
  Some soldiers send epistles
  Say they'd rather sleep in thistles
  Than the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews.

• There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister.
  Mr. Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore.
  Mr. Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets.
  Mr. Fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six shieks.
  The sister of Mr. Fister said I sold six shells to six shieks too!

• She sells sea shells on the sea shore;
  The shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure.
  So if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,
  I'm sure that the shells are sea shore shells.

• Sally is a sheet slitter, she slits sheets.
  Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore.
  But if Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore then where are the sea shells Sally sells?
  She stood by Burgess's fish sauce shop welcoming him in.
  There are two minutes difference from four to two to two to two, from two to two to two, too.

• Betty bought some butter,
  but the butter Betty bought was bitter,
  so Betty bought some better butter,
  and the better butter Betty bought
  was better than the bitter butter Betty bought before!

• Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
  So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
  Some say Nott was not shot.
  But Shott says he shot Nott.
  Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot.
  If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
  But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott.
  However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott.
  So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?

• Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.
  Now, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, see that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.

• Esau Wood sawed wood.
  All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw.
  All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw.
  One day Esau Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood.
  So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw.
  The new wood-saw would saw wood.
  Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw.
  Esau sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw.
  And Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau Wood sawed wood.

Nurses' Station:"The idea for the Nurses' Station Catalog was conceived in 1989. After searching the marketplace in response to customer inquiries, it became obvious that there were no catalogs of this type serving the nursing profession. To be sure, there were several catalogs offering nurse's uniforms and a smattering of professional items. But there weren't any catalogs at the time offering a range of gifts, clothing, professional items, name badges, shoes and scrubs for nurses. It took two years of hard work to gather samples and put a together a catalog of the most unique and high-quality items for nurses. "
Nurses Station P.O. Box 388 Centerbrook, CT 06409-03881

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