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• "Under the mother otter," muttered the other otter.
• Awful old Ollie oils oily autos.
• Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos.
• On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
• One hedgehog hedged up the hedge, whilst another hedge hog hedged down.

• A pack of pesky pixies.
• If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
• Is a pleasant peasant's pheasant present?
• Pacific Lithograph.
• Paul, please pause for proper applause.
• Peggy Bobcock's mummy.
• People pledging plenty of pennies.
• Peter poked a poker at the piper, so the piper poked pepper at Peter.
• Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.
• Pirates Private Property
• Plague-bearing prairie dogs.
• Plain bun, plum bun, bun without plum.
• Please pay promptly.
• Plymouth sleuths thwart Luther's slithering.
• Pooped purple pelicans.
• Pope Sixtus VI's six texts.
• Preshrunk shirts.
• Preshrunk silk shirts

• The quack quit asking quick questions.
• The queen coined quick clipped quips.

• A lump of red lead,
• A red lead lump.
• Raise Ruth's red roof.
• Rattle your bottles in Rollocks' van.
• Real rear wheel
• Real rock wall, real rock wall, real rock wall
• Really leery, rarely Larry.
• Red blood, green blood
• Red Buick, blue Buick
• Red lorry, yellow lorry
• Rex wrecks wet rocks.
• Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
• Richard's wretched ratchet wrench.
• Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.
• Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.
• Roland road in a Rolls Royce.
• Rolling red wagons
• Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
• Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
• Round the rugged rock, the ragged rascal ran.
• Rubber baby buggy bumpers.
• Ruby Rugby's brother bought and brought her back some rubber baby-buggy bumpers.
• Rush the washing, Russel!
• Ruth's red roof.

• "Go my son, and shut the shutter."
• "I cannot shut it any shutter."
• "The shutter's shut," the son did utter,
• A woman to her son did utter,
• No shark shares swordfish steak.
• No shipshape ships shop stocks shop-soiled shirts.
• Sally sells sea shells by the seashore.
• Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks.
• Sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of shot-silk sashes
• Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.
• Seized his knees and sneezed.
• Selfish sharks sell shut shellfish.
• Selfish shellfish.
• Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.
• Seth's sharp spacesuit shrank.
• Seven Silly Swans Swam Silently Seaward
• Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
• Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.
• Seventy seven benevolent elephants
• Sexist sixties.
• She ceased shining shoes and socks, for shoes and socks shock Susan.
• She had shoulder surgery.
• She said she should sit!
• She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?
• She sees cheese.
• She sees seas slapping shores.
• She sells sea shells by the seashore.
• She sells seashells on the seashore. The seashells she sells are seashore seashells.
• She sells Swiss sweets.
• She sifted thistles through her thistle-sifter.
• She sits in her slip and sips Schlitz.
• She slits the sheet she sits on.
• She stood on the balcony inexplicably mimicing him hiccupping, and amicably welcoming him home.
• Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
• Shelter for six sick scenic sightseers.
• Sherman shops at cheap chop suey shops.
• Shoe section, shoe section, shoe section, ...
• Shredded Swiss chesse.
• Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
• Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.
• Silly sheep weep and sleep.
• Sinful Caesar sipped his snifter,
• Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.
• Sister Susie sewing shirts for soldiers.
• Six crisp snacks.
• Six quick sneezes, six quick sneezes, six quick sneezes
• Six sharp smart sharks.
• Six shimmering sharks sharply striking shins.
• Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.
• Six short slow shepherds.
• Six shy shavers sheared six shy sheep.
• Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
• Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.
• Six sick sheep.
• Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.
• Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards
• Six slimy snails sailed silently.
• Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.
• Six sticky sucker sticks.
• Six thick thistle sticks.
• Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.
• Sixish.
• Sly Sam slurps Sally's soup.
• Spark plug car park.
• Stagecoach stops.
• Strange strategic statistics.
• Such a shapeless sash!
• Sunshine city, sunshine city, sunshine city, ...
• Sure the ship's shipshape, sir.
• Susan shineth shoes and socks; socks and shoes shines Susan.
• Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
• Swatch watch
• Sweet sagacious Sally Sanders said she sure saw seven segregated seaplanes sailing swiftly southward Saturday.
• Switch watch, wrist watch.
• Synonym cinnamon.
• The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

• Do thick tinkers think?
• I shot three shy thrushes.
• Tacky tractor trailer trucks.
• Ten tame tadpoles tucked tightly together in a thin tall tin.
• Thank the other three brothers of their father's mother's brother's side.
• that is the way you spell New York.
• The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!
• The big bad baby brought the bought black blanket back
• The boot black bought the black boot back.
• The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver. .
• The epitome of femininity.
• The Leith police dismisseth us.
• The myth of Miss Muffet.
• The ochre ogre ogled the poker.
• The queen in green screamed.
• The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.
• The sawingest saw I ever saw saw
• The sea ceaseth, but it sufficeth us
• The seething sea ceaseth; thus the seething sea sufficeth us.
• The seething seas ceaseth and twiceth the seething seas sufficeth us.
• The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
• The soldier's shoulder surely hurts!
• The soldiers shouldered shooters on their shoulders.
• The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
• The two-twenty-two train tore through the tunnel.
• Thelma sings the theme song.
• There goes one tough top cop!
• There those thousand thinkers were thinking where did those other three thieves go through.
• There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
• There was a little witch which switched from Chichester to Ipswich.
• There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminum pan.
• There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.
• These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue
• They both, though, have thirty-three thick thimbles to thaw.
• They have left the thriftshop, and lost both their theatre tickets and the volume of valuable licenses and coupons for free theatrical frills and thrills.
• Thieves seize skis.
• Thin sticks, thick bricks
• Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber .
• This is a zither.
• This is the sixth zebra snoozing thoroughly.
• Three free throws.
• Three short sword sheaths.
• Three twigs twined tightly.
• Tie twine to three tree twigs.
• Tim, the thin twin tinsmith
• Tim, the thin twin tinsmith.
• To have truck to truck two trucks of truck.
• Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.
• Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
• Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.
• Tragedy strategy.
• Truly rural.
• Twelve standard stainless steel twin screw cruisers.
• Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.
• Twice we tripped toys.
• Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
• Two to two to Toulouse?
• Two toads, totally tired.
• Two tried and true tridents
• Two Truckee truckers truculently truckling
• Theopholus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter, successfully sifted some thistles.

• Unique New York.
• The U.S. twin-screw cruiser.

• Valuable valley villas.
• What veteran ventriloquist whistles.
• Very well, very well, very well ...
• Vincent vowed vengeance very vehemently.

• Real wristwatch straps.
• Wally Winkle wriggles his white, wrinkled wig.
• Was the saw I saw saw in Arkansas.
• Wash Washington's windows with warm washing water.
• Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
• We surely shall see the sun shine soon.
• Well they can't carry berries
• We're real rear wheels.
• Wetter weather never weathered wetter weather better.
• What a shame such a shapely sash should such shabby stitches show.
• What time does the wristwatch strap shop shut?
• When Washington's washer woman went west?
• When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. ...
• Which rich wicked witch wished the wicked wish?
• Which witch watched which watch?
• Which witch wished which wicked wish?
• Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch?
• While we were walking, we were watching window washers
• While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's Windows with warm washing water.
• Who washed Washington's white woolen underwear
• Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.
• Why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.
• Will you, William?
• Willie's really weary.
• Wow, race winners really want red wine right away!

• The ex-egg examiner.
• X-Mas wrecks perplex and vex.
• X-ray checks clear chests.

• Local yokel jokes.
• Yanking yellow yo-yos.
• Yellow leather, yellow feather, yellow lemon.

• Zithers slither slowly south.
• Zizzi's zippy zipper zips.

Nurses' Station:"The idea for the Nurses' Station Catalog was conceived in 1989. After searching the marketplace in response to customer inquiries, it became obvious that there were no catalogs of this type serving the nursing profession. To be sure, there were several catalogs offering nurse's uniforms and a smattering of professional items. But there weren't any catalogs at the time offering a range of gifts, clothing, professional items, name badges, shoes and scrubs for nurses. It took two years of hard work to gather samples and put a together a catalog of the most unique and high-quality items for nurses. "
Nurses Station P.O. Box 388 Centerbrook, CT 06409-03881

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