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Jokes > Humorous Quotes
- Obesity is really widespread.
--- Joesph O. Kern II.
- Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
--- Frank Gifford.
- Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have PR officers.
--- Daniel J. Boorstin.
- Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal and a good woman. . . or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
--- George Burns.
- I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
Zsa Zsa Gabor.
- "You will have the tallest, darkest leading man in Hollywood." Those were the first words I heard about King Kong.
--- Fay Wray.
- Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
--- Frank Zappa.
- If you want to be a leader with a large following, just obey the speed limit on a winding, two-lane road.
Charles Farr.
- Millions who long for immortality do no know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
--- Susan Ertz.
- A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
--- Zsa Zsa Gabor.
- Not all women give most of their waking thoughts to the problem of pleasing men. Some are married.
--- Emma Lee.
- When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
--- Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.
- When you see what some girls marry, you realize how much they must hate to work for a living.
--- Helen Rowland.
- Never in the history of fashion has so little material been raised so high to reveal so much that needs to be covered so badly.
--- Sir Cecil Beaton, on mini-skirts.
- I do wish that my parents could have been present today. My father would have liked what was said about me; my mother would have believed it.
--- Lyndon B. Johnson.
- I'm extraordinarily patient provided I get my own way in the end.
--- Margaret Thatcher.
- Sex appeal is 50 per cent what you've got and 50 per cent what people think you've got.
--- Sophia Loren.
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Nurses' Station:"The idea for the Nurses'
Station Catalog was conceived in 1989. After searching the
marketplace in response to customer inquiries, it became obvious
that there were no catalogs of this type serving the nursing
profession. To be sure, there were several catalogs offering
nurse's uniforms and a smattering of professional items. But
there weren't any catalogs at the time offering a range of gifts,
clothing, professional items, name badges, shoes and scrubs for
nurses. It took two years of hard work to gather samples and put
a together a catalog of the most unique and high-quality items
for nurses. "
Nurses Station P.O. Box 388 Centerbrook, CT 06409-03881
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