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  • Obesity is really widespread.
    --- Joesph O. Kern II.

  • Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
    --- Frank Gifford.

  • Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have PR officers.
    --- Daniel J. Boorstin.

  • Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal and a good woman. . . or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
    --- George Burns.

  • I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
    Zsa Zsa Gabor.

  • "You will have the tallest, darkest leading man in Hollywood." Those were the first words I heard about King Kong.
    --- Fay Wray.

  • Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
    --- Frank Zappa.

  • If you want to be a leader with a large following, just obey the speed limit on a winding, two-lane road.
    Charles Farr.

  • Millions who long for immortality do no know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
    --- Susan Ertz.

  • A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
    --- Zsa Zsa Gabor.

  • Not all women give most of their waking thoughts to the problem of pleasing men. Some are married.
    --- Emma Lee.

  • When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
    --- Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.

  • When you see what some girls marry, you realize how much they must hate to work for a living.
    --- Helen Rowland.

  • Never in the history of fashion has so little material been raised so high to reveal so much that needs to be covered so badly.
    --- Sir Cecil Beaton, on mini-skirts.

  • I do wish that my parents could have been present today. My father would have liked what was said about me; my mother would have believed it.
    --- Lyndon B. Johnson.

  • I'm extraordinarily patient provided I get my own way in the end.
    --- Margaret Thatcher.

  • Sex appeal is 50 per cent what you've got and 50 per cent what people think you've got.
    --- Sophia Loren.


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