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The Promotion

A man was captured by cannibals. "What," asked the cannibal chief, licking his lips, "was your job before you were captured?"
"I was a newspaper man," came the reply.
"An editor?"
"No, merely a sub-editor."
"Cheer up. Promotion awaits you. After dinner you will be editor-in-chief."

• Two cannibals were eating a clown. One said to the other:"Does this taste funny to you?"

• Two cannibals were sitting beside the fire after a sumptuous meal. One turned to the other and siad:"Your wife sure makes a good roast."
  "Yeah, I'm really going to miss her."

• What is the title of the best-selling cannibal book?
  "How To Serve Your Fellow Man."

• What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
  The cold shoulder.

• A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter.

• Did you hear about the cannibal student who was suspended from school for buttering up his teacher?

• Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant where dinner costs an arm and a leg?

• Two cannibals were eating dinner. One said:"I really hate my sister."
  The other said:"Well, just eat the noodles."

• What do cannibals do at a wedding?
  They toast the bride and groom.

• The Doctor's Book of Humorous Quotations: A Treasury of Quotes, Jokes, and One-Liners About Doctors & Health Care
  by Howard J., Md. Bennett (Editor)

• The Best Doctor Jokes Ever
  by Beth Tripmacher (Editor)

Nurses' Station:"The idea for the Nurses' Station Catalog was conceived in 1989. After searching the marketplace in response to customer inquiries, it became obvious that there were no catalogs of this type serving the nursing profession. To be sure, there were several catalogs offering nurse's uniforms and a smattering of professional items. But there weren't any catalogs at the time offering a range of gifts, clothing, professional items, name badges, shoes and scrubs for nurses. It took two years of hard work to gather samples and put a together a catalog of the most unique and high-quality items for nurses. "
Nurses Station P.O. Box 388 Centerbrook, CT 06409-03881

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