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• Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

• A closed mouth gathers no feet.

• A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

• A penny saved is ridiculous.

• All that glitters has a high refractive index.

• Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

• Anarchy is better than no government at all.

• Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.

• Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.

• Death isNature's way of saying 'slow down'.

• Don't force it, get a larger hammer.

• Earn cash in your spare time...blackmail friends.

• Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.

• Going the speed of light is bad for your age.

• Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

• Murphy's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.

• History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.

• It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

• It works better if you plug it in.

• It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.

• Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.

• Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.

• Mediocrity thrives on standardization.

• Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.

• The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

• Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?

• I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

• Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

• Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

• Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

• I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

• He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

• She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.

• You have the right to remain silent....Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

• I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

• Honk if you love peace and quiet.

• Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

• A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

• Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

• On the other hand, youhave different fingers.

• I love cats...they taste just like chicken

• Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

• Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician

• I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car....

• Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!

• I souport publik edekasion

• We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

• Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Nurses' Station:"The idea for the Nurses' Station Catalog was conceived in 1989. After searching the marketplace in response to customer inquiries, it became obvious that there were no catalogs of this type serving the nursing profession. To be sure, there were several catalogs offering nurse's uniforms and a smattering of professional items. But there weren't any catalogs at the time offering a range of gifts, clothing, professional items, name badges, shoes and scrubs for nurses. It took two years of hard work to gather samples and put a together a catalog of the most unique and high-quality items for nurses. "
Nurses Station P.O. Box 388 Centerbrook, CT 06409-03881

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