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• Q:  How many massage parlor attendants does it take to change a light bulb?
  A:  Whatever number turns you on, big boy.

• Q:  How many women does it take to change a light bulb ?
  A:  (It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."
  A:  None, they all get electrocuted trying to excite the socket.
  A:  Three: one to take out the old one, one to sweep up the broken glass and another to phone her boyfriend to put the new one in.

• Q:  How many college students does it take to change a light bulb?
  A:  I dun no, I forgot my calculator at home.

• Q:  How many school teachers does it take to change a light bulb ?
  A:  Let's see: 2 A+'s, 3 A's, 5 A-'s, 11 B+'s, 9 B's, 21 B-'s...
  A:  None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
  A:  One if at home, but on school time, four.

• Q:  How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?
  A:  Just one, but once we get tenure, we don't change anymore.
  A:  Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.

• Q:  How many academics does it take to change a light bulb ?
  A:  None. That's what research students are for.
  A:  Five: One to write the grant proposal, one to do the mathematical modeling, one to type the research paper, one to submit the paper for publishing, and one to hire a student to do the work.

• Q:  How many egotists does it take to change a light bulb ?
  A:  One. He holds onto the light bulb, and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Nurses' Station:"The idea for the Nurses' Station Catalog was conceived in 1989. After searching the marketplace in response to customer inquiries, it became obvious that there were no catalogs of this type serving the nursing profession. To be sure, there were several catalogs offering nurse's uniforms and a smattering of professional items. But there weren't any catalogs at the time offering a range of gifts, clothing, professional items, name badges, shoes and scrubs for nurses. It took two years of hard work to gather samples and put a together a catalog of the most unique and high-quality items for nurses. "
Nurses Station P.O. Box 388 Centerbrook, CT 06409-03881

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