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• Q:  How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
  A:  None:  `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark.

• Q:  Why did the `Real Man' sit in the dark?
  A:  He couldn't find a new light bulb and was too embarrassed to ask.

• Q:  How many homophobes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A:  First, they can't be sure the socket's feminine, and second, they'd really rather the bulbs stayed in the closet where they belong.
  A:  It obviously has to be done by just one. They don't screw around with other men.
  A:  Two: One to do it, and one to get the sterile rubber gloves because it's possible that a gay touched the bulb before him.

• Q:  How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A:  Three, one to screw in an Art Deco bulb and two to shriek "Fabulous!"
  A:  None, they get screwed in the ass instead.
  A:  Hey, don't let's talk about the light bulb, honey, let's talk about the shade !
  A:  Two. One to change it and one to grow a droopy moustache.

• Q:  How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb ?
  A:  Sixty-nine.
  A:  Three.  One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
  A:  Two, one to do it and one to make a video documentary about it.
  A:  Two. One to screw it in real good and one to call the gynecologist.

• Q:  How many prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb ?
  A:  None. "Who needs lights ?"
  A:  None - they get screwed - they don't usually do the screwing.

• Q:  How many orgy attendees does it take to change a light bulb?
  A:  As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.

• Q:  How many phone perverts does it take to change a light bulb?
  A:  GASP GASP The interesting thing PANT here is what GASP are they wearing when they do it? GASP GASP Ahh Ahhhhh

• Q:  How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
  A:  None:  A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it, and one of them can change the bulb while he's at it.

Nurses' Station:"The idea for the Nurses' Station Catalog was conceived in 1989. After searching the marketplace in response to customer inquiries, it became obvious that there were no catalogs of this type serving the nursing profession. To be sure, there were several catalogs offering nurse's uniforms and a smattering of professional items. But there weren't any catalogs at the time offering a range of gifts, clothing, professional items, name badges, shoes and scrubs for nurses. It took two years of hard work to gather samples and put a together a catalog of the most unique and high-quality items for nurses. "
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