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• Q:  How many health food freaks does it take to change a light bulb ?
  A:  Two. One to remove the old one, and one to check the ingredients on the new one.

• Q: How many new romantics does it take to change a light bulb ?
  A:  Two. One to change it and one to say "Wow, what an amazing concept, man !"

• Q:  How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb ?
  A:  None. Let the bitch cook in the dark.
  A:  None. They have the girls do it.

• Q:  How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
  A:  Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.
  A:  One, and one more to change it, and one more to keep track of how manythere are, and a woman to soothe their minds and provide wax jobs.
  A:  None. Men don't screw-in light bulbs; they think they can turn them onjust by rubbing up against them.
  A:  Four.  One to do the job and three to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
  A:  One -- men will screw anything.

• Q:  How many Limbaugh-heads does it take to change a light bulb?
  A:  The number is irrelevant; they just stand around muttering "ditto". And they don't do anything in the first place.

Nurses' Station:"The idea for the Nurses' Station Catalog was conceived in 1989. After searching the marketplace in response to customer inquiries, it became obvious that there were no catalogs of this type serving the nursing profession. To be sure, there were several catalogs offering nurse's uniforms and a smattering of professional items. But there weren't any catalogs at the time offering a range of gifts, clothing, professional items, name badges, shoes and scrubs for nurses. It took two years of hard work to gather samples and put a together a catalog of the most unique and high-quality items for nurses. "
Nurses Station P.O. Box 388 Centerbrook, CT 06409-03881

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