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Old Grudges There was a Jew and a Chinese sitting at the bar drinking. All of a sudden the Jew turns and punches the Chinese in the face knocking him off his stool, stunned the Chinese gets up and says, "What the hell was that for?" The Jew replies, "That was for Pearl Harbor." The Chinese says, "That was the Japanese, I'm Chinese." The Jew says, "well you have black hair squinted eyes and buckteeth, it's all the same to me." The Chinese says "Okay" and sits on his stool and continues drinking. About a half hour later the Chinese turns and punches the Jew in the face knocking him off his stool, the Jew gets up and says, "What the hell was that for?" The Chinese says "That was for the Titanic." The Jew replies, "The Titanic? That was an Iceberg." The Chinese says, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Steinberg, it's all the same to me."I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He looks down the bar and sees a drunk man who keeps falling off his stool. The man finishes his drink watching the other man try to get back up on the stool. Feeling sorry for the drunk, the man tries to stand him up, but the drunk keeps falling. The man thinks that this drunk needs to be taken home, so he finds his address in his wallet. On the way to his car, the man had to practically carry the drunk man. After finally finding his house, the man carries the drunk man to the front door. He rings the doorbell and a lady answers. "Ma'am, your husband is drunk, so I decided to give him a lift home." The woman replies, "Thank you sir, but I have one question... Where's his wheelchair?"Why would anyone want to get married? A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of whisky. He gulps it down and peeks into his shirt pocket. He orders another shot of whisky, gulps it down and peeks into his short pocket. He orders a third shot and does the same thing. After the sixth shot, he asks the bartender for the bill, pays and starts to walk out. Curiosity gets the better of the bartender and he says to the guy "Excuse me, but I noticed that every time you drank a shot, you kept looking into your pocket. I was wondering what's in your pocket." The guys slurs "Well, I have a picture of my wife in my pocket. I keep drinking until she starts to look good."More Walk Into a Bar Jokes ==> Page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 Recommended Reading
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