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Flies 'n Bikers Two flies walk into a bar and order drinks and start talking. The first fly asks, "How was your travel down here?" The second fly answers "It was cold. I rode in a bikers mustache. How was yours?" The first fly answers, "I was warm. I rode in a biker chicks' pussy. You ought to do it next year." So a year passes and the same two flies met in the same bar. The first fly says, "Did you do it?" The second fly answers, "Yes but some how I still showed up in a biker's mustache. But She's Smart Enough To Get There Why did the blonde get on the roof of the bar?? She heard drinks were on the house.These two guys walk into a bar and start taking shots of whiskey. After about four shots they start disputing over who has the larger penis. They decide to whip them out onto the bar. About that time a gay guy comes walking right up between them. He says to the bartender "I'll have the chicken wings," Then looking down at the bar turns to the bartender again and says "Never mind... I'll just have the buffet!" Mourning Blonde A blonde waitress goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, the bartender, concerned about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" To which the blonde replies....."Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why don't you go home for the day.....we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly states......"No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual...."If you need anything, just let me know." Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking, "What's so bad now........are you gonna be ok??" "No......" exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!!"
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