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Bear Facts A bear walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve bears." The bear demands a drink, but the bartender keeps refusing. Finally, the bear, glancing over at a woman sitting on a stool near him, says, "Either give me a drink, or I'll bite off the arm of this woman sitting next to me." The bartender still refuses, so the bear leans over and bites off her arm. "Now, get me a drink, or I'll bite off her other arm too." The bartender says, "Sorry, man, it's not my policy. We don't serve bears." So the bear takes off her other arm. "Now get me a drink, or else I'll finish her off." But the bartender says no again, so the bear turns around, eats the rest of the women, and says, "Now get me a drink, or you're next." The bartender shrugs. "Sorry, we don't serve people who take drugs." The bear says, "I haven't taken any drugs." But the bartender replies, "Well, that was a barbiturate." A Girly Temple, please An obviously intoxicated gentleman staggers into a tavern and seats himself at the bar. After being served, he notices a woman sitting a few stools down. He motions the bartender over and says "Bartender, I'd like to buy that old douche bag down there a drink." Somewhat offended, the bartender replies "Sir, I run a respectable establishment, and I don't appreciate you calling my female customers douche bags." The man looked ashamed of himself and muttered "You're right, that was uncalled for...please allow me to buy the woman a cocktail." "That's better" said the bartender and he approached the woman. "Ma'am, the gentleman down the bar would like to buy you a drink... what would you like?" "How nice!" replied the woman, I'll have a vinegar and water. Comin' in from da cold, mon A white guy named Joe falls madly in love with this bartender named Wendy, so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. She breaks up with him, though, and he's so devastated that he goes away on a Caribbean singles cruise to try to get her off his mind. He drinks away his troubles at the bar on the cruise ship, and one night drinks so many beers his bladder is about to explode. So he goes into the bathroom and takes the urinal right next to this muscular black man. Joe takes a glance at the guy's penis and sees the word "WENDY" tattooed on it. He says, "Hey, you knew Wendy too?" The black guy turns to him and says, "No, mon, when I get hard it says 'WELCOME TO JAMAICA, HAVE A NICE DAY."More Walk Into a Bar Jokes ==> Page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 Recommended Reading
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