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There's something about Mary

A lady walks into a lesbian bar and orders a Bloody Mary.

A blonde walks over to her and asked "Where do you know me from?"


There was this guy that walked into a bar and ordered a beer. He began to have a conversation with the bartender and he went from one beer to several more. After a couple of hours the man realized that he had to piss. At this point he was falling down drunk.

He asked the bartender where the john was and the bartender replied, "Down the hall, the second door on the right. Whatever you do do not go into the first door on the right."

The man then got up and walked down the hall and went into the first door on the right. About ten minutes had passed and the bartender knowing that the basement had been flooded earlier and that the first door on the right was a elevator shaft figured that the man had went through the wrong door.

He went to check on the man and coming closer to the first door he could hear the man's yells for help. He opened the door and asked the man if he was all right.

The man replied, "I am fine. Just don't flush the toilet!"


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