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The Seal A baby seal walks into a bar and sits down. "What can I get you?" asked the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club" replied the seal. Blind Man A blind man walks into a bar with a seeing-eye dog. When the blind man reaches the center of the bar, he snatches the dog up by his collar and starts swinging him around and around. The bartender speaks up and says "Hey what the hell are you doing?" The blind man says, "Just taking a look around.." A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first." This guy walks into a bar with a frog on his head. The bartender says, "Hey, what's that?" To which the frog replies "I don't know. It started as a wart on my bum and this happened." This duck walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, buddy, your pants are down..." A rabbi, a priest, and a bishop walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" This fly goes into a bar one day, and orders a drink. The customer next to him looks at him and says to the bartender, "What's with him?" The bartender says, "Oh, he works in the restaurant down the street." The man asks the fly, "What line of work do you do?" The fly sighs, "The waiters always put me in bowls of soup, and it's tough on my health." A five-dollar bill walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Get outta here! We don't serve your type. This is a singles bar." A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road." A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says to the man, "Hey guy, you've got a steering wheel down your pants." The guy replies "Yeah I know. Its driving me nuts!" Two blondes walk into the bar....You'd think one of them would of seen it !! The Pony A pony walks into a bar and says "Bartender, may I have a drink?" Bartender says "What? I can't hear you. Speak up!" "May I please have a drink?" "What? You have to speak up!" "Could I please have a drink?" "Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you." "I'm sorry, I'm just a little hoarse."
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