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Why did the pigs cross the road with their laundry?
They wanted to do their hogwash. Did you hear about the two kangaroos who crossed the road?
They jumped into each other's pouches and were never seen again. Why did the one-handed gorilla cross the road?
To get to the secondhand shop. Why did the frogs cross the road?
To get a croak-a-cola. Why did the rabbit cross the road?
To get to the hopping mall. Why did the wasp cross the road?
It needed to go to the waspital. How do you keep a dog from crossing the road?
You put him in a barking lot. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?
Dead. Why did the hen go halfway across the road and stop?
She wanted to lay it on the line. Why did the sheep cross the road?
He needed to go to the baa baa shop. Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side. Where do animals go when they lose their tails?
They go across the road to the retail shop. Why did the duck cross the road?
Because the chicken retired and moved to Florida. Why did the chicken cross the muddy road and not come back?
Because he didn't want to be a dirty double-crosser. Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off. Why did the chicken cross the road by the playground?
To get to the other slide. Why did the goose cross the road?
Because the light was green. Why did the elephant cross the road?
To pick up the squashed chicken. Why did the sick rabbits cross the road?
They needed to the hopital. What was the farmer dong on the other side of the road?
Catching all the chickens who crossed the road. Why do skunks argue when crossing the road?
Cause they like to raise a stink. Did you hear the story about the peacock who crossed the road?
It is really a colorful tail..... Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station. Why did the rooster cross the street?
To get to the other side. Why did the hen cross the street?
To see a man lay bricks. Why did the cow cross the road?
To get its fodder.
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