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Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them! What does a frog wear on St. Patrick's day? Nothing! What did the frog dress up for on Halloween? A prince. How many frogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One frog and 37 light bulbs, slippery hands, ya know. What's the preferred car of frogs? The Beetle. What's green and jumps? A frog!! What's green and dangerous? A frog with a hand-grenade. What's white on the outside, and green on the inside? A frog sandwich! What do you say to a hitch-hiking frog? Hop in! What happens when two frogs collide? They get tongue tied! Why did the frog stop in the middle of the road? To get hit by a steamroller How can you tell if a frog doesn't have ears? You yell "Free Flies" and he doesn't come. What do you get if you add milk? Frog nog! What happens if you drink frog nog? You Croak! What do ya call a frog's favorite soda? Croaka-Cola! Why did the motorcycle rider buy a pet frog? To pick the flies out from between his teeth! How deep can a frog go? Knee-deep Knee-deep! What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage? A croaking device! What happened to the cat and frog when they got run over? The cat had nine lives, the frog just croaked. Why did the frog say meow? He was learning a foreign language. How come the frog didn't get to be the Easter Bunny? Slippery hands...they were afraid he'd drop the eggs! More Frog Jokes ==> Page 1 2 3 Recommended Reading
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