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What a Great Act !! A drunk is sitting at a bar, and says, "Bartender! Another drink." The bartender shakes his head and says, "No you've had enough." "Well," the drunk says. "How about if I show you something really cool? Then will you give me a drink?" "Sure," the bartender says. "But it's gotta be pretty cool." The drunk takes a tiny piano and a frog out of his pockets and sets them on the bar. The frog starts banging away, playing a beautiful song. The bartender gives him a drink. The drunk downs it, and orders another. "No way," the bartender says. "Now you've really had enough." "If you give me a drink, I'll show you something even cooler," says the drunk. The bartender agrees. The drunk pulls out a rat, and sets it next to the piano. The frog starts banging away again, and the rat starts singing to the music. The bartender is amazed, and gives him another drink. A man who had been watching all this comes up to the drunk and says, "You've got a million dollar act there. I'll give you $500,000 for them right now." "Not for sale," the drunk croaks. "Ok, $500,000 just for the frog." "Not for sale." "Ok, $500,000 just for the rat." The drunk agrees, and the man pays him and leaves. The bartender says to the drunk, "What did you do that for? You broke up a million dollar act!" "Not really," the drunk says. "You see, the frog's a ventriloquist." The Psychic A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you." The frog said, "That's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?" "No," said the psychic, "Next semester in her biology class." A man walks in to a doctors office with a frog on his head. The doctor leaps up and says: "Good grief, how on earth did you get that great ugly thing!" The frog looks down and replies: "I dun no Doc, it started out as a little wart on my bottom!" The Cute Princess There was a really cute princess walking through the woods, and she heard a voice calling, "Hey Really Cute Princess!" She looked around and didn't see anyone but a frog. She started to walk on but the frog called again. "Hey Really Cute Princess, if you take me home and let me sleep on your pillow, I will turn back into a Handsome Prince!" It had been a very boring day so she decided to give it a try even though she really didn't believe the frog. The Really Cute Princess took the frog home with her and let him sleep on her pillow. When she got up the next day what do you think she found? There on her pillow sat a really Handsome Prince. Do you believe the story? Well neither did her mother! Jim Finley, the noted biologist, was stumped. He'd spent months studying the little green frogs in the Keefo swamp. The population, despite all efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate. Finally, Finley went to the chemistry department at his college to see if anyone there might be able to help. Tom Trump looked into the problem, and came up with a solution. The little frogs had succumbed to a chemical change in the swamp's water, and simply couldn't stay coupled long enough to reproduce. Tom brewed up a new adhesive, made from a dash of this, a dash of that, and most critically, one part sodium. "You mean?.... " Jim said when told. "Yes," said Tom, "They needed mono-sodium glue to mate." More Frog Jokes ==> Page 1 2 3 Recommended Reading
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