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What's green and red? A very mad frog. What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox! What's green with bumps? A frog with the measles! What's black and white and green? A frog sitting on a newspaper. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad! What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it! How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy. What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit! Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger. What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!! What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser! What's green green green green green? A frog rolling down a hill What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year! Why did the frog go to the mall? Because he wanted to go hopping. Why did the frog walk across the road? He didn't... he jumped.
Why did the frog
cross the street?
Why
did the frog cross the road? Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken. How do you confuse a frog? Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner. How does a frog confuse you? When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better. What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me! What does a frog say when it sees something' great? Toadly awesome! What do you call a frog with no legs? It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway. What do you call a frog with legs? Dinner. What did one frog say to another? You're such a WART! Why did the frog croak? Because he ate a poisonous fly! What is a frog's favorite game? Croaket What did the frog order at McDonald's? French flies and a diet Croak Why did the frog go to the hospital? He needed a "hopperation" ! What is the thirstiest frog in the world? The one who drinks Canada Dry! What's red and green and goes 175 miles an hour? A frog in a blender. What do stylish frogs wear? Jumpsuits! What does a bankrupt frog say? "Baroke, baroke, baroke." What has more lives that a cat? A frog that goes croak every night. Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun? He wanted to robbit.
Why
are frogs such liars? They don't move when a car is coming toward them. What did the frog do after it heard a funny joke? It started to croak up! Why did the gag-writer turn green? Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes! More Frog Jokes ==> Page 1 2 3 Recommended Reading
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