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Does Your Cat Own You?

See how many yes answers apply to you.

  • Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?

  • Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?

  • Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?

  • Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on your drapes or licks your butter?

  • Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?

  • Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?

  • Do you kiss your cat on the whiskers?

  • Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?

  • Does your cat sleep on your head?
    Do you like it?

  • Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?

  • Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?

  • Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?

  • Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?

  • Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?

  • Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas?


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