Jokes 'N Jokes
Cat Jokes

• Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?

• Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?

• Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?

• Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on your drapes or licks your butter?

• Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?

• Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?

• Do you kiss your cat on the whiskers?

• Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?

• Does your cat sleep on your head?
  Do you like it?

• Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?

• Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?

• Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?

• Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?

• Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?

• Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas?

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